I’m still fairly young at just barely 23, and even I don’t understand Fortnite. Watching someone flail and spam keys for thirty seconds then show up at the top of the map on top of a massive pillar is just too much for me.
How old is Phil canonically anyway? I’ve been thinking about this for a while now and by my calculations, he is at minimum 36.
And that’s assuming he was 18 in 2002, which probably isn’t true.
Nobody really has any canonical ages. It’s the magical comic world that takes place in and along with the real world but everybody seems to age slower.
Dang it Andrew, that doesn’t help!
I need hard facts and answers, not whimsical storybook canons! /s
It just dawned on me that “Uh-oh it’s a Dinosaur” is the opposite. All the characters have factual ages, but the time the comic takes place in is vague. It’s like a present slightly future kind of in the real world.
Wow I never thought about Phil probably being that old.
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I’m still fairly young at just barely 23, and even I don’t understand Fortnite. Watching someone flail and spam keys for thirty seconds then show up at the top of the map on top of a massive pillar is just too much for me.
How old is Phil canonically anyway? I’ve been thinking about this for a while now and by my calculations, he is at minimum 36.
And that’s assuming he was 18 in 2002, which probably isn’t true.
Nobody really has any canonical ages. It’s the magical comic world that takes place in and along with the real world but everybody seems to age slower.
Dang it Andrew, that doesn’t help!
I need hard facts and answers, not whimsical storybook canons! /s
It just dawned on me that “Uh-oh it’s a Dinosaur” is the opposite. All the characters have factual ages, but the time the comic takes place in is vague. It’s like a present slightly future kind of in the real world.
Wow I never thought about Phil probably being that old.