I’m not sure you’ll pass the health inspection with a dead man working the grill.
I am sure there won’t be a law against having a dead person work in a food place.
As a dead person can’t be working, so this person clearly isn’t dead!
Are there any laws that say the “Undead” can’t work? No, so this person can work here!..
(But laws can change a a hunderd years, so who knows they might have included it already.)
But i think the Hygiene standards for kitchen personnel will be harder to adhere to.
Scrub it down! Still so much bacteria, Scrub your hands again!
By then stores will be advertising how sanitary their zombies are compared to their competitors.
Aww I liked Brad. But it makes sense that he’s moved on to other things after all this time.
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I’m not sure you’ll pass the health inspection with a dead man working the grill.
I am sure there won’t be a law against having a dead person work in a food place.
As a dead person can’t be working, so this person clearly isn’t dead!
Are there any laws that say the “Undead” can’t work? No, so this person can work here!..
(But laws can change a a hunderd years, so who knows they might have included it already.)
But i think the Hygiene standards for kitchen personnel will be harder to adhere to.
Scrub it down! Still so much bacteria, Scrub your hands again!
By then stores will be advertising how sanitary their zombies are compared to their competitors.
Aww I liked Brad. But it makes sense that he’s moved on to other things after all this time.